What is worth the cost of your integrity? Your child’s future? That’s the dilemma we’ll grapple with in today’s film, Graduation.

What do you do when you’ve the girl of your dreams (your cousin), but you find yourself hindered by another (your wife)? And what if the social institution (the church) that controls your cultural norms forbids divorce? But what if it also doesn’t frown too heavily on killing a spouse for cheating? Now that’s what I call some fun comedic setup! Divorce Italian Style.

This week, Columbo is deep undercover as a city maintenance worker. Wait, it’s not Columbo? Oh…that changes things.

Join us for a movie that captures the depths to which the human heart can simultaneously love, detest, abhor, support, and undermine another person all while confined to the space of a small domestic life with big personalities. Yes, that’s right, we’re watching A Woman Under the Influence.

When you try to go straight-laced, but find yourself under constant threat from your previous crime syndicate contacts, what should you do? Fight back? Become a pacifist? Or wander through a surreal Japanese landscape, get in a wild west brawl, and then take your climatic battle to the heart of your sometimes girlfriend’s club?

If you chose the third option, then you’re ready for Tokyo Drifter.