Adulting can be hard. What happens when you lose your apartment and your best friend in a single fell swoop? Well, you rebound by going on a few adventures to France and…your undergraduate institution. They say you can’t go home again, but really what they meant is you should never go back to your old dorm. Join us this week for Frances Ha.

Vorpal sword? Check. Manxome foe? Check. Burbling beside the Tumtum tree? Check. An ordinary bumbling goofus tossed into a world of court intrigue, capitalist plunder, and a monster-laden forest? Wait, are we still talking about the poem? Who’s this princess? Why is this castle crumbling to dust? Join us to find out with Terry Gilliam’s Jabberwocky.

What could be nicer than a romp through the Siberian forest on the hunt for diamonds? Surely, we’ll just be in store for a peaceful nature documentary, right? Hmm, love triangle forming? Horrible natural disasters coupled with technical difficulties? This might be a little bleaker than we thought…

This week: a short episode for a short movie. Do you get aggravated when a character uses Wikipedia to identify the supernatural creature infesting your horror movie? Well, hold on, because apparently the publishing industry has you covered as far back as 1932 when the heroes of this horror classic find a hardcover tome that contains spoilers for the movie they’re currently in!